Despatch Day is THURSDAY. CUT-OFF IS 12:30PM for Friday delivery.
Despatch Day is THURSDAY. CUT-OFF IS 12:30PM for Friday delivery.
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Want to collect your cookies in person like it’s the year 2004? Bold move. We do offer local collection… but only when the Bossman deems you worthy.
He decides the when. He decides the how.
Is it a dark alley behind a bakery? A suspicious-looking handshake in a Tesco car park? A box lowered from a second-storey window on a rope made of liquorice?
No one knows.
To begin your quest, contact us via email or slide deep into our social DMs. Be polite. Be humble. Bribes of memes and compliments are accepted. If the stars align and you’re deemed cookie-worthy, we’ll come to… some sort of arrangement. If not, well — there’s always Royal Mail.
Collection: Available. Occasionally. Mysteriously. Maybe. 🍪🕵️♂️
Alright, let's talk cookies. Not the delicious chocolate chip kind (though we wish!), but the digital kind. You know, the ones that websites keep going on about?
Yep, we use them too. Why? Because we're secretly obsessed with making this website the best it can be for you! Think of us as digital detectives, except instead of solving crimes, we're solving the mystery of how to make your browsing experience smoother than a freshly paved road.
So, what juicy secrets do these cookies reveal? Well, mostly we use them to analyze website traffic. We want to know what pages you're loving, which ones are leaving you cold, and if you're maybe, just maybe, spending way too long looking at that picture of the office cat.
By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data. This means we get a big picture view of how everyone is using the site. It helps us optimize everything so you can find what you need faster, enjoy our content more, and generally have a better time. Think of it as contributing to the collective good...of online browsing!
So, thanks for letting us be a little nosy. We promise to use this power only for good (and for making this website awesome). Happy browsing!