Despatch Day is THURSDAY. CUT-OFF IS 12:30PM for Friday delivery.
Despatch Day is THURSDAY. CUT-OFF IS 12:30PM for Friday delivery.
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Q: Are your cookies safe to eat?
A: Absolutely... unless you have zero self-control and eat the whole batch at once. Then all bets are off.
Q: How fresh are your cookies?
A: Fresh enough to haunt your dreams if you run out. We bake ‘em with the soul of a mad scientist and a dash of sweet menace.
Q: What if I don’t like your cookies?
A: That’s dark. But hey, you can always blame it on the cookie apocalypse or your tastebuds being broken.
Q: Do you offer vegan or gluten-free options?
A: No
Q: How long will my cookies last?
A: Long enough to disappear mysteriously... or be devoured in one sitting during a sugar-fueled panic attack. 5 days.
Q: Can I return cookies if I don’t like them?
A: Cookies are like bad decisions — once made, no take-backs. But we’ll listen to your sob story anyway.
Q: How do I store these delicious agents of chaos?
A: In a dark, cool place — preferably away from hungry humans and yourself after midnight.
Q: What’s your secret ingredient?
A: If we told you, we’d have to send cookie ninjas after you. Just trust it’s illegal in some states.
Alright, let's talk cookies. Not the delicious chocolate chip kind (though we wish!), but the digital kind. You know, the ones that websites keep going on about?
Yep, we use them too. Why? Because we're secretly obsessed with making this website the best it can be for you! Think of us as digital detectives, except instead of solving crimes, we're solving the mystery of how to make your browsing experience smoother than a freshly paved road.
So, what juicy secrets do these cookies reveal? Well, mostly we use them to analyze website traffic. We want to know what pages you're loving, which ones are leaving you cold, and if you're maybe, just maybe, spending way too long looking at that picture of the office cat.
By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data. This means we get a big picture view of how everyone is using the site. It helps us optimize everything so you can find what you need faster, enjoy our content more, and generally have a better time. Think of it as contributing to the collective good...of online browsing!
So, thanks for letting us be a little nosy. We promise to use this power only for good (and for making this website awesome). Happy browsing!