Despatch Day is THURSDAY. CUT-OFF IS 12:30PM for Friday delivery.
Despatch Day is THURSDAY. CUT-OFF IS 12:30PM for Friday delivery.
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Congratulations. You’ve made a questionable life choice and ordered cookies online at 2AM. Respect. Now what?
Here’s how it works:
We ship with Royal Mail Tracked 24 — the Queen’s old crew — because we like our deliveries fast, traceable, and mildly dramatic.
Despatch Day is THURSDAY.
That’s right. One day. Like a cult. Or bin day.
All orders made before the cutoff get lovingly thrown into boxes and launched towards your door for Friday delivery (so your weekend binge can begin on schedule).
Order after that?
Your cookies roll over to the following week — because sadly, we’re not Amazon, and the Bossman isn’t cloning himself (yet).
✅ Fully tracked
✅ 1 working day delivery (if the postal gods behave)
✅ Comes with free existential dread while you wait
So order smart, refresh your tracking compulsively, and brace yourself.
The Cookie Chaos is coming. 🍪📦💀
Alright, let's talk cookies. Not the delicious chocolate chip kind (though we wish!), but the digital kind. You know, the ones that websites keep going on about?
Yep, we use them too. Why? Because we're secretly obsessed with making this website the best it can be for you! Think of us as digital detectives, except instead of solving crimes, we're solving the mystery of how to make your browsing experience smoother than a freshly paved road.
So, what juicy secrets do these cookies reveal? Well, mostly we use them to analyze website traffic. We want to know what pages you're loving, which ones are leaving you cold, and if you're maybe, just maybe, spending way too long looking at that picture of the office cat.
By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data. This means we get a big picture view of how everyone is using the site. It helps us optimize everything so you can find what you need faster, enjoy our content more, and generally have a better time. Think of it as contributing to the collective good...of online browsing!
So, thanks for letting us be a little nosy. We promise to use this power only for good (and for making this website awesome). Happy browsing!